Saw this one during the Subsidy/Occupy Nigeria strike years ago:
Hello, My name is Frank Edoho, from who wants to be a Millionaire. Your Friend Jonathan is on the hot seat, he needs your help to win One Loaded Tanker of Fuel. The next voice you hear is your friend’s. ( Your time starts now ).
Paddy how far: Abeg wetin be the yoruba Name for SUBSIDY?
If you’re the Friend, What response will give your Friend that needs your help?